YAK 4000

<e_fermi>	hey edteller
<e_fermi>	i just figured out a great way to use a small fission bomb to ignite a thermonuclear fusion bomb
<edteller>	Wow!
<e_fermi>	Yeah, I published it on my wobsite: http://totallyexistedin1941.mil/~fermi/thermonuclearbomb.htm
<[NaZi]hitler>	MWUAHAHAHA! Your secrets are mine!
* [NaZi]hitler destroys America, Britain, and Canada

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What's a self-destructing link, you say?
A self-destructing link is a URL that redirects to a specified hidden URL until certain limits are reached, such as amount of views or time. If X amount of people have visited the URL or Y amount of seconds/minutes/hours/days/eons have passed, the URL will no longer redirect to the hidden URL.

Boy, theY4Kman, that sounds even cooler than falling and missing the ground. How do I create my own self-destroyerzing thingamadoodads?
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What was that link again?
http://linkdestruct.com
Er?
That number again was 1-800-DESTROY (1-800-337-8769)

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