YAK 4000

Bread clips are the bane of my fridge-going experience. Most of the time our bags are sealed with twist ties, but occasionally these rotten crapples pop in to send salutations and a slap in the face.

When the bag has a twist tie, the usage is as simple as untwisting, retrieving the contents of the container, and retwisting. Not for bread clips, though. Oh, no, they can't be that easy. Trying to take them off yields ripped plastic and broken seals. One would be lucky to get the bag open enough to pull anything out. But if one is successful, failure is a sure shot when attempting to reapply the little buggers. However, if one somehow defies the Laws of the Kitchen and applies the clip, it's already bent three ways to hell.

Basically, bread clipping is akin to waterboarding. Some may construe it as legal, but it hurts everyone in the end (possibly kills, too).

Fuck bread clips.